Somebody Told Me
Music: "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers / © 2004 The Killers Publishing / Lizard King Music
Lyrics
Trying to keep track of a username
Seventeen calls to a hidden page IFRAME
I’m trying to keep track of a username
So everything goes in a trace like this
And everyone knows it’s always been a mess
We’re not even close to replacing this
So everything goes in a trace like this
Now it’s all down, now it’s all down tonight
Never thought I’d see a cookie crash a whole website
Well, somebody told me the user provider
should use an adaptor to proxy the query factory builder
Don’t give me a lecture, it’s your architecture,
Eighty controllers, a hundred views
Check the console, turns out none of them are used
And we’re not even close to replacing this
I said we’re not even close to replacing this
Now it’s all down, now it’s all down tonight
Never thought I’d see a cookie crash a whole website
Well, somebody told me the user provider
should use an adaptor to proxy the query factory builder
Don’t give me a lecture, it’s your architecture,
a taking it, taking it down
Tables with no keys
Behind repositories
And yet still somehow
No-one ever questions why…
Well, somebody told me the user provider
should use an adaptor to proxy the query factory builder
Don’t give me a lecture, it’s your architecture,
a taking it, taking it down
Well, somebody told me the user provider
should use an adaptor to proxy the query factory builder
Don’t give me a lecture, it’s your architecture,
a taking it, taking it down
Well, somebody told me the user provider
should use an adaptor to proxy the query factory builder
Don’t give me a lecture, it’s your architecture,
a taking it, taking it down
Somebody Told Me
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