If you like this stuff, check out my band The Linebreakers.
Somebody Told Me
re:bass
Teams
Tech Sales
Meetup 2020
HTML
Lost It On The Blockchain
These Are My Own Devices
Bug in the JavaScript
You Give ReST a Bad Name
D M C A
Big Rewrite
Enterprise Waterfall
Flatscreens
We’re Gonna Build a Framework
Hi there. I'm Dylan.
I do interesting things with computers, code, comedy, music and video, then I travel all over the world and tell people about it. I write code, I speak at conferences, I teach people how to design distributed systems, build web apps, and give presentations. I created The Linebreakers, the world's best tech comedy alt-punk disco party rock'n'roll band. I'm a Microsoft MVP, I created Rockstar, an esoteric programming language that started as a joke and ended up in Classic Rock magazine, and I own the best web address in the history of the internet.
Conferences & Events
Here's where I'm hoping to be over the next few months:
Where I'm Going:
London .NET User Group
25 June 2026
London, UK
EMF Camp
17-19 July 2026
Eastnor, UK
NDC Oslo
14-18 September 2026
Oslo, Norway
Zabbix Summmit 2026
7-9 October 2026
Riga, Latvia
Software Architecture Gathering
17-18 November 2026
Berlin, Germany
VoxxedDays Thessaloniki
20-21 November 2026
Thessaloniki, Greece