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Hi there. I'm Dylan.
I do interesting things with computers, code, comedy, music and video, then I travel all over the world and tell people about it. I write code, I speak at conferences, I teach people how to design distributed systems, build web apps, and give presentations. I created The Linebreakers, the world's best tech comedy alt-punk disco party rock'n'roll band. I'm a Microsoft MVP, I created Rockstar, an esoteric programming language that started as a joke and ended up in Classic Rock magazine, and I own the best web address in the history of the internet.
Conferences & Events
Here's where I'm hoping to be over the next few months:
Where I'm Going:
DDD North
22 February 2025
Hull, UK
execu(ut)
25 March 2025
Utrecht, Netherlands
London .NET
6 May 2025
London, UK
Geecon
14 May 2025
Kraków, Poland
NDC Oslo
19-23 May 2025
Oslo, Norway
Techorama
26-28 May 2025
Antwerp, Belgium
Craft Conference
29-30 May 2025
Budapest, Hungary
DevSum
11-13 June 2025
Stockholm, Sweden
Codegarden
18-20 June 2025
Odense, Denmark
Code Europe
30 June - 1 July 2025
Kraków, Poland