I do interesting things with computers, code, comedy, music and video – then I travel all over the world and tell people about it. I've given keynote talks at software conferences on five continents, I invented a joke programming language that made it into Classic Rock magazine, and I own the best web address in the history of the internet.

Studio headshot of Dylan Beattie in front of a yellow background.

About Me

Who I am and what I do, plus speaker bios and photographs to use if you'd like details for your event website.

Speaking

I speak at technology conferences, meetups and community events all over the world.

Projects

Tech things I've done, including the Rockstar programming language.

Musical Parodies

I write and perform musical parodies of classic songs. You'll find most of them here.