Enterprise Waterfall

Music: "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd / © Roger Waters, David Gilmour

A lot of songs grow from a single line… this one was me listening to ‘The Wall’ on the way home from a meetup where somebody talked about working for a massive finance company who were still using manual merge tools in their release process, and ‘we don’t use no source control’ just sort of popped into my head and it grew from there.

Lyrics

We don’t test our integrations
We don’t use no source control
We can’t deploy things to production
We check our email, then go home
Hey! Coders! Email and go home!

All in all it’s just an…
Enterprise waterfall