Events
Conferences, meetups, user groups, community events. Want me to come & speak at your event? Get in touch and I'll try to make it happen.
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Zabbix Summmit 2026
7-9 October 2026, Riga, Latvia -
Software Architecture Gathering
17-18 November 2026, Berlin, Germany -
VoxxedDays Thessaloniki
20-21 November 2026, Thessaloniki, Greece
past events
Hi there. I'm Dylan.
I do interesting things with computers, code, comedy, music and video, then I travel all over the world and tell people about it. I write code, I speak at conferences, I teach people how to design distributed systems, build web apps, and give presentations. I created The Linebreakers, the world's best tech comedy alt-punk disco party rock'n'roll band. I'm a Microsoft MVP, I created Rockstar, an esoteric programming language that started as a joke and ended up in Classic Rock magazine, and I own the best web address in the history of the internet.
Conferences & Events
Here's where I'm hoping to be over the next few months:
Where I'm Going:
Zabbix Summmit 2026
7-9 October 2026
Riga, Latvia
Software Architecture Gathering
17-18 November 2026
Berlin, Germany
VoxxedDays Thessaloniki
20-21 November 2026
Thessaloniki, Greece