Hi there. I'm Dylan.
I do interesting things with computers, code, comedy, music and video, then I travel all over the world and tell people about it. I write code, I speak at conferences, I teach people how to design distributed systems, build web apps, and give presentations. I created The Linebreakers, the world's best tech comedy alt-punk disco party rock'n'roll band. I'm a Microsoft MVP, I created Rockstar, an esoteric programming language that started as a joke and ended up in Classic Rock magazine, and I own the best web address in the history of the internet.
Conferences & Events
Here's where I'm hoping to be over the next few months:
Where I'm Going:
Fronteers "Dark Mode"
3 October 2025
Dordrecht, Netherlands
Zabbix Summit
9-10 October 2025
Riga, Latvia
Azure Developer Summit
13-16 October 2025
Lisbon, Portugal
NDC Porto
20-25 October 2025
Porto, Portugal
Tweakers Developer Summit
28 October 2025
Utrecht, Netherlands
Techorama
27-29 October 2025
Utrecht, Netherlands
Øredev
5-7 November 2025
Malmö, Sweden
BuildStuff
3-5 December 2025
Vilnius, Lithuania
NDC London
26-30 January 2026
London, UK