I do interesting things with computers, code, comedy, music and video, then I travel all over the world and tell people about it. I write code, I speak at conferences, I teach people how to design distributed systems, build web apps, and give presentations. I created The Linebreakers, the world's best tech comedy alt-punk disco party rock'n'roll band. I'm a Microsoft MVP, I created Rockstar, an esoteric programming language that started as a joke and ended up in Classic Rock magazine, and I own the best web address in the history of the internet.
About Me
Who I am and what I do, plus speaker bios and photographs to use if you'd like details for your event website.
Speaking
I speak at technology conferences, meetups and community events all over the world.
Workshops
Want to write better code, design better systems, or give awesome presentations? Check out my workshops.
Music
All your favourite tech parody rock'n'roll hits: Highway to HTML, You Give REST a Bad Name, Enter Stallman, and more...
Rockstar
“To really confuse recruiters, somebody should make a programming language called Rockstar.”
Tech, Bugs & Rock‘n’Roll
I host a livestream podcast with Rendle, every Thursday at 4pm UK time.