If you like this stuff, check out my band The Linebreakers.
 
	Hi there. I'm Dylan.
I do interesting things with computers, code, comedy, music and video, then I travel all over the world and tell people about it. I write code, I speak at conferences, I teach people how to design distributed systems, build web apps, and give presentations. I created The Linebreakers, the world's best tech comedy alt-punk disco party rock'n'roll band. I'm a Microsoft MVP, I created Rockstar, an esoteric programming language that started as a joke and ended up in Classic Rock magazine, and I own the best web address in the history of the internet.
Conferences & Events
Here's where I'm hoping to be over the next few months:
Where I'm Going:
		
		Øredev
		
		5-7 November 2025
Malmö, Sweden
	
		
		BuildStuff
		
		3-5 December 2025
Vilnius, Lithuania
	
		
		NDC London
		
		26-30 January 2026
London, UK
	
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      HTML
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      Lost It On The Blockchain
     These Are My Own Devices
      These Are My Own Devices
     Bug in the JavaScript
      Bug in the JavaScript
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      You Give ReST a Bad Name
     D M C A
      D M C A
     Big Rewrite
      Big Rewrite
     Enterprise Waterfall
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